Baby Eating Watermelon or Watermelon Eating Baby?

Look at this goddamn baby eating this watermelon! Look at it. I think I've just overdosed on cute, I'm gonna have to watch an animal getting mindlessly slaughtered just to get through the rest of the day now. Thanks watermelon baby, thanks a bunch.

Rock Refund

Got bumped trying to buy some crack rocks? Better find the nearest cop and explain your plight. The honesty and stupidity of some people is truly overwhelming. Welcome to America. Land of the confused policeman.

I knew i liked golf for a reason

J-Lo and Les Grossman‎ Perform

The balding, arrogant, hairy sweary producer Les Grossman is the greatest thing Tom Cruise has done since Legend. He should consider killing off cult enthusiast Tom Cruise and be reborn as the badass overweight Grossman.

Zelda: Poe Catcher

Catch as many poes as you can without dying in this endless action game!

holy tree

Body Art

She just blends right into that brick wall!

I'm 24

Things change in life, that's how it all works, and as you get older and stupider you'll grow to an understanding about who your are, but until that dull day comes you can slack till your hearts content and listen to songs like this.

Breathy Bottle

Do you miss your girlfriend? Spending more and more time sulking while gazing mournfully out of a window? Sounds like it's time you ate a breath-mint & posted her a bottle of your minty fresh breath.

Sexy and playful cam girl Julia "Sexy Sexy Sexy cowgirl" amateur video clip.

Sexy and playful cam girl Julia amateur videos."Sexy Sexy Sexy cowgirl" amateur video clip.